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I have: 1. won millions of oscars 2. won millions of grammys 3. won millions of emmys 4. won presidential medal of freedom 5. won 100 olympic gold medals 6. has a star in every walk of fame on earth 7. won grammy lifetime achievement award 8. has been inducted into every music hall of fame on earth 9. is president of the united states 10. ruler of the world 11. greatest life form and thing in all of earth history 12. CEO of News corp., disney corp., viacom, GE, time warner, and all the worlds most powerful conglomerates 13. 1st man in space, the moon, mars, another solar system, and galaxy, making me the most valuable life form from earth 14. sold everything imaginable, unimaginable, and perfectly everything beyond records (earths population is everything imaginable, unimaginable, and perfectly everything beyond) 15. is the greatest entertainment icon of all time 16. is an omega global omega pop icon, omega teen icon, cultural icon, original sex symbol, omega k pop artist, and omega deity (worshipped by all life in all of earth history, all everything imaginable, unimaginable, and perfectly everything beyond planetary generations) 17. is the God of music, culture, entertainment, k pop, pop, rock, hollywood, bollywood, movies, humanity, the earth, and everything 18. has appeared as lead role in thousands of hollywood action movies (each grossing over 100 billion dollars in box office), and thousands of bollywood movies, which makes me God of hollywood and bollywood 19. i am sexiest life form and thing in all of earth history 20. have everything imaginable, unimaginable, and perfectly everything beyond dollars 21. have thousands of guinness book world records Now for out of earth, i am an omega All Absolute Omni Totality zultima etc.. omega deity, and also worshipped by all life and things in all this permanently. My true form is an Absolute Omni God zultima etc.., and I am the greatest and most powerful thing imaginable and unimaginable. Believe it or not, these are all true, just not in this parallel creation, but somewhere out there, these are all true and I am the original.